Doing Business in the Bathroom (Yes, on the John) Win a Pimped Out John
Well, I’ve heard about reading magazines when you do your daily duty (if you know what I mean), but this just beats them all. How’d you like to have a throne that is totally decked out with the latest gadgets? Roto Rooter has a fun contest called the “Pimped out John Contest”
Apparently, the average person spends 11,862 hours in the bathroom — which equals one year, four months and five days — in a lifetime. Wow! Imagine how much more productivity you’d get if you could work while on the potty? Heck,if you worked those extra 11,862 hours and earned $50/hour, that would net you an extra $593,100 in income over your life time!
I’m teasing a little bit here, but it is amazing that we spend so much of our life doing our duty. And the imagination and fun of this contest is pretty cool! I bet they are getting a lot of media mention just because it’s such a curiosity.
Here’s how this bad boy toilet is decked out:
• Philips™ 20-inch LCD TV and Star Wars DVD
• Xbox™ 360 gaming system
• Philips™ DVD player
• Gateway® EMachine™ laptop computer with fully articulated robot arm
• iPod™ with stereo docking station equipped with toilet paper dispenser
• Roto-Rooter “emergency” button
• Tivo™ recorder
• Avanti™ refrigerator with beer tap, stocked with drinks and snacks
• Magazine rack and subscriptions to Sports Illustrated, ESPN and GQ
• Bike pedal exerciser
• Cup warmer / cooler
I would just worry if you won this that your husband might never come out of the bathroom again. I would picture him surfing the net, watching his sports, and putting a beer in the cup holder. I could see my kids sitting and playing video games. That would make going to the bathroom way too much fun.
Whoa. What do you think, next year should we have “Doing Business in the Bathroom Day instead? Nah, I think I’ll pass on that. But be sure to enter the contest. Imagine being Queen of your throne with a commode like that. Pretty crazy huh?
Enter to win the Pimped Out John contest here.